Surfing Mouse by The Terrible Two
- WHOOOW!!! THIS IS THE TERRIBLE TWO SPEAKIN' TO YOU. FIRST A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE: THE TERRIBLE TWO JUMPED OUT OF LSD (AT LAST). MESSAGE TO HIGHLINE : RICO PAINTED YOUR SURFING MOUSE INSTEAD OF BRAIN. LIKE IT??? MESSAGE TO MR.ROPS SOFT: THE DIGITIZER DIDN'T WORK!!! SO YOU GET IT BACK SOON!!! NOW OUR HAND-SHAKES TO : TERRAX (KEEP SENDING FELLOWS) , HIGHLINE , GIMZO-ENERGY-WOW (SEND MORE OFTEN!!!) , THE FINAL SOLUTION (MORE ABOUT YOU LATER (!)) , HORNY TOON-TCA (THANX FOR GIVIN' US BUGGY BOY FIRST!! (REMEMBER??)) , MR.CHEWING GUM (HEY ASS-WIPING FAGGET!!! DON'T MAKE RICO ANGRY ANYMORE, OR WE'LL SNATCH OF YOUR BALLS, SO YOU CAN'T PRODUCE ANYMORE STINKIN' CREATURES LIKE YOU, JERK!!!!) (PS. THAT WAS A JOKE!! (OR WASN'T IT?)) , MR. ROPS SOFT-DREADFULL DUO , J.C.M. SOFT-LIGHTENING LEAGUE (YOU GET YOUR ROUTINES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!) , RICO ON THE AMIGA , SHINE (CALL US MORE (PLEEEEAZ)) , THE SOUL BROTHERS (HEY REAL FONZ, WHAT'S THAT NOISE EVERY NIGHT ??? (HE LIVES UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS RICO). BUY SOME ZZ-TOP AND BON JOVI RECORDS MAN!!!!! (WE LIKE HEAD-BANGING)) , POWERSOFT (GREETINGS TO YOUR FLOWERPOTS!!!) , SITASOFT (WE NEED A DIGITIZER!) , THE DUKE (MISSED THE POSTER AT THE CLUB??? HEHE!), THE MUMMY AND THE REST OF DECIBEL , ACTIVISION (LIKE OUR PICS???) , ZZAP 64 , C+VG , THUNDERSOFT , THE NOOGIE MAN , THE FANTASTIC FOUR , THE RIFFS , THE SUPERSONICS , THE JUDGES (SORRY FOR THIS LATE POSITION IN OUR LIST, BUT WE FORGOT YA!!!) , DR. LIVINGSTONE , FIRE-EAGLE , SOEDESOFT AND FINALLY ALL ARKC-MEMBERS (EXCEPT RONNIE)........ PFEEEEW, THAT WAS HARD!!!!! AND NOW, THE NEW RAGE!!! WE PRESENT : 'THE WISDOMS OF THE TERRIBLE TWO' !!!! 1. THE WORLD WITHOUT THE TERRIBLE TWO IS LIKE A MAN WITHOUT A DICK!!! EHH, WELL, WE DON'T KNOW ANY MORE!!!! (YET) AND NOW: THE UNTOLD STORY ABOUT THE FINAL SOLUTION!!!! HE USES HIS COMPUTER AS A LUNCH-BOX, HE USES ALWAYS STRANGE WORDS LIKE 'AGRARISCHE GENOTSKNUPPEL' INSTEAD OF BOERELUL, AND HE CLEANS HIS NOSE IN ANYTHING LIKE DISK-COVERS , C+VG'S , ROTTEN SANDWICHES AND BRAIN'S JACKET!!!! HE ALSO THINKS THAT HE GOT FUNNY JOKES ABOUT OUR CITY ULVENHOUT (WELL, CITY... OK. VILLAGE. EHH OK, HAMLET..... ) LIKE THIS ONE (IN DUTCH) HEE, ULVENHOUT BESTAOT NIE MEER HEE... O NEE, HOE KOM UT?? NOU, ZE HEBBU NE FIETSPAT AANGULEGT!!!! WELL TFS, NOW YOU MAY TELL STORYS ABOUT US!!!!! PS. ALSO THANX FOR CODING THE DEMO'S 'FLAT CRISIS' AND 'CANON CRISIS'!!!!! NOW WE LEAVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO: BYE BUBS!!!!!!!!!! - !THE TERRIBLE TWO SPEAKIN' TO YOU. - FIRST A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE: THE TERRIBLE TWO JUMPED OUT OF LSD (AT LAST). - MESSAGE TO HIGHLINE : RICO PAINTED YOUR SURFING MOUSE INSTEAD OF BRAIN. LIKE IT - 2MESSAGE TO MR.ROPS SOFT: THE DIGITIZER DIDN'T WORK - !8 SO YOU GET IT BACK SOON - 8NOW OUR HAND-SHAKES TO : - TERRAX (KEEP SENDING FELLOWS) , HIGHLINE , GIMZO-ENERGY-WOW (SEND MORE OFTEN - ) , THE FINAL SOLUTION (MORE ABOUT YOU LATER (!)) , HORNY TOON-TCA (THANX FOR GIVIN' US BUGGY BOY FIRST!! (REMEMBER??)) , MR.CHEWING GUM (HEY ASS-WIPING FAGGET - DON'T MAKE RICO ANGRY ANYMORE, OR WE'LL SNATCH OF YOUR BALLS, SO YOU CAN'T PRODUCE ANYMORE STINKIN' CREATURES LIKE YOU, JERK - ) (PS. THAT WAS A JOKE!! (OR WASN'T IT?)) , MR. ROPS SOFT-DREADFULL DUO , J.C.M. SOFT-LIGHTENING LEAGUE (YOU GET YOUR ROUTINES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE - 2) , RICO ON THE AMIGA , SHINE (CALL US MORE (PL - AZ)) , THE SOUL BROTHERS (HEY REAL FONZ, WHAT'S THAT NOISE EVERY NIGHT - ( (HE LIVES UNDER THE SAME ROOF AS RICO). - (BUY SOME ZZ-TOP AND BON JOVI RECORDS MAN - (WE LIKE HEAD-BANGING)) , POWERSOFT (GREETINGS TO YOUR FLOWERPOTS - ) , SITASOFT (WE NEED A DIGITIZER!) , THE DUKE (MISSED THE POSTER AT THE CLUB - HEHE!), THE MUMMY AND THE REST OF DECIBEL , ACTIVISION (LIKE OUR PICS - ) , ZZAP 64 , C+VG , THUNDERSOFT , THE NOOGIE MAN , THE FANTASTIC FOUR , THE RIFFS , THE SUPERSONICS , THE JUDGES (SORRY FOR THIS LATE POSITION IN OUR LIST, BUT WE FORGOT YA - ) , DR. LIVINGSTONE , FIRE-EAGLE , SOEDESOFT AND FINALLY ALL ARKC-MEMBERS (EXCEPT RONNIE) - E0W, THAT WAS HARD - 5AND NOW, THE NEW RAGE - 0WE PRESENT : 'THE WISDOMS OF THE TERRIBLE TWO' - 1. THE WORLD WITHOUT THE TERRIBLE TWO IS LIKE A MAN WITHOUT A DICK - !EHH, WELL, WE DON'T KNOW ANY MORE - 3AND NOW: THE UNTOLD STORY ABOUT THE FINAL SOLUTION - HE USES HIS COMPUTER AS A LUNCH-BOX, HE USES ALWAYS STRANGE WORDS LIKE 'AGRARISCHE GENOTSKNUPPEL' INSTEAD OF BOERELUL, AND HE CLEANS HIS NOSE IN ANYTHING LIKE DISK-COVERS , C+VG'S , ROTTEN SANDWICHES AND BRAIN'S JACKET - HE ALSO THINKS THAT HE GOT FUNNY JOKES ABOUT OUR CITY ULVENHOUT (WELL, CITY - .= OK. VILLAGE. EHH OK, HAMLET - ) LIKE THIS ONE (IN DUTCH) HEE, ULVENHOUT BESTAOT NIE MEER HEE - 3O NEE, HOE KOM UT?? - #NOU, ZE HEBBU NE FIETSPAT AANGULEGT - *WELL TFS, NOW YOU MAY TELL STORYS ABOUT US - PS. ALSO THANX FOR CODING THE DEMO'S 'FLAT CRISIS' AND 'CANON CRISIS' - 2NOW WE LEAVE YOU S -